The Age of Understanding
I am confused, I have a purpose.
cute!
(via keepkeeping)
BBY!
Today was spectacular, a good 10 or so hours spent unwasted with my dearest Karen C; made brownies
(pretty random, but TECHNICALLY, brownies are full of sugar and sugar can cause death to diabetics, so, THIS PICTURE IS RELEVENT!)
(i GUESS mostly, ok she did all of the work) met an sf buddy of hers who she claims is shorter than me, but i swear he was like a good head taller, and just an awesome time in sf!
We also spent an innumerous amount of time in girly stores as well, which i ‘enjoyed’! lololol
“you look cute in that polka dot bikini girl..?”
Witnessed crazy shit as well, two gay dudes going at it (took muni to the heart of the most dense homoshexu-haul population, <3 yall tho, make me laugh how you guys go at it tho)
Some old man who reminded me of Clint Eastwood mastered the art of placing your mouse on top of your cat which is effing on top of a dog.
(EFFING CRAZY, SRSLY WHO HAS THE PATIENCE TO DO THIS SHIT! I COMMEND YOU, OWNER OF THESE TALENTED CRITTERS, YOU’RE SO KEWL)
Bought some awesome red pants too, no clue as to how to wear them though.
Ah bbbby! Thai food was….ok! Lol, i really did want Thai curry> Indian curry, rather its the other way around ;(
Regardless, its not whats on the plate, but rather the quality time you share together!
(Eat your god damn vegetables)
Goodnight world!
C; C’mereee! <3
wish i had new car
really lame how i still drive the shitty honda accord still, after 2 years
but we’ve grown to <3 each other, its all good, life will be great.
Midgets are taking over Hollywood.
It’s not a speculation, its truth, srsly. Just watched this on TLC and they seem to be the broz who are orchestrating this ‘usurption’ of jews and WASP whiteys from the main light in ‘hollybollywood’.
(Don’t know how this indi-brah will react to ‘small people’ getting on top, but he probably gets discriminated against now, but more attention as the ‘towns freek’ or something. got a sweet deal tho, the broad is prolly the hottest chick in the slum(dog) so he doesn’t seem to be complaining, kinda jealous)
But this, in my opinion, is exploitation of the lil fellers, kinda like they can be put on display for ‘normal people’ to watch and point at. like, ‘whoa they had a babieez and its normal looking, god must be punishing normal people now’ or ‘omgomgomg midget porn is so weeeird’. yeah people gotta stop being ‘sizist’ and stuff, just not kewl!
on another note, had breakfast today with k-zilla, it was pretty awesome because we got a bunch of ‘healthy stuff’ from trader joe’s, kinda wish i ate more ‘soy choclate ice kreem sandwishes’.
later, when i got home i was insanely bored, didn’t know what to do (could have bought some drain-o, or made pasta, but decided to go hang out with whitney). whitney had to finish her essay but i didn’t care, i just wanted to be out so we went to paddy’s.
(crzy coincidence as to how both images i’ve posted INVOLVE INDIAN PEOPLE….kinda scared now, since Paddy’s is considered the the kewl, hip indi-bruh of union city whose politically ‘active’. ‘obama of indians in union city’ more or less. scary how he comes out at night to serve the public with coffee..APPROACH WITH CAUTION)
pretty kewl chick who worked there, she suggested i get the ‘green tea freeze’. it was good the first minute or so, but i realized it was really gross and that when i let it lay in my mouth it looked like mucous (light green/yellowish color).
feel like i gotta go sleep soon tonight, rather than the usual 1-2 am’ers, don’t really feel like watching charm school.
good night world, good night love <3
Jorge ‘something mexican’
There is much truth in the wise words of my nigga jorge aka ‘loco pendijo’
check out his blog yall,
http://fuckitbaylife.blogspot.com/
haha, yeah, good times tho, but i agree, srsly yall, stop being so damn awkward!!!
Sort of like today; totally hung out with the karen unit (GOOD TIMEs) and we went to visit some friend of hers, and like wow was he weird!
So we drive up to his house..we were a good 15 feet away from his door and he does some ninja shit, and jumps from outside his door with like 10 ‘asian themed’ magazines, and the first thing that comes out of his mouth was, “I was waiting for you, actually i sensed your car coming..good thing i watch naruto” or something along those lines.
Later he kept insisting ‘hanging out’ (srsly? what could you possibily do with this guy? prolly talk about how that one chick from DBZ is hot or something).
Thankfully we soon left and had fun doing random fun stuff.
SCREW YOU WEIRD GUY.
On a kewler note!…..
I totally ran, or should i say danced (bwahahaha!) into this really awesome dance..check it out..!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqYhuwu614Y
but srsly yall, if anyone is down to learn how to be sexy and dnace like this…I’M DOWN
If i were attached to somebody…
Some times i feel like I need to be around certain, kewl people in order to continue on living. Like people really are ‘social ammimals’ who need <3 and other emotional factors. I might just go out and buy a terminator (SALE?????)
(like how he’s got a hole in his face, like he ‘demands respect’ from his pet cat or something…i’ll name him craig)
But yeah, I’d totally be attached to this lil feller. If i were attached to him and walked inside the local Wal-Mart to pick up a double pack of undies (not sure if he likes ‘boxer briefs or boxers’) everyone would be filled with complete envy and a need to be friends with us, WE’LL BE POPULAR. He can also probably turn into cool appliances too, like a ‘mini oven’. Not to sure about that, might get shocked (he’s like metallic).
But is that really what I need from ‘craig’?
I’ve observed ‘craig’ in terminator 2 and noticed he was the ‘silent contemplative’ type, so probably he would make a good listener and i could tell him all my problems and plans to erradicate all PETA members (THEY’RE SO WEIRD.D….DDD). A man of few words as well, prolly ask kewl questions like ‘where is *insert name*’ or compliment me and say stuff like, ‘say..that’s a nice bike..’
ah man, just blogging about my future best friend gets me all ‘giddy’ and feeling ‘emotions’.
Remember people, always make sure you tie your shoes before leaving your house, you never know when you’ll have to invest in stocks, or something CRAZY like that.
SUP YALLLLZ
Today was pretty kewl, ton of cool people seens. and had lunch/frozen lactated liquids (‘frozen yougurt’) with Thao =). (songs ‘dedicated’ to you)
(notice how ‘kewt’ it is? it’s telling his mamma he wants titter milks, because he needs luv from his mum, sort of like how humans need love from their mums (i remember i forced my mum to buy me some heeley’s back in the sixth grade, i looked so retarded but so kkkkkewwwelllll! <3 mum for buying me unnecessary things) So this means we all must have come from monkies, if you don’t believe it then you’re dhummmm, jk jk, <3 u)
I’m beginning to build a really strong bond with my broooz, they’re kinda lame, but become ‘less lame’ as time goes by and as they ‘mature’. Kind of like alcohol/booze. My bro bought his friends phone and he let me have it although i have made him go through a lot of shit this past week, feel guilty, yet <3 by the bro, though he wont admit it (ppl well think he ‘likes it in the butt’).
mad love yall, srsly
(pretty much sums up me and my bros relationship R.I.P JOKER)
Empirical (clique)
omgomgomgomgomg, have to give props to these guys. They’re like flamboyant broz who like looking like ‘gay shas’. i like how the vocalists goes into his falsetto voice, totally expressing his love for cosplaying and his bf.
wish i had someone i could sing with about ‘running up hills’ and ‘when two people become one’.
(bein’ gay is pretty norms, but he’ll get kinda ‘scared of the reproductive system’ once he realises boys can’t make babies..and question his own existance (how’d i get here? is jesus really white?), but he’s still kewwwwl. might start hating his dad’s, but if they teach him their ways they’ll all be ‘buddies’)
Didn’t blog yesterday, but yesterday was much more eventful than today (today was pretty ghey).
My buddy and I ran at the CCMS track, and we ran roughly 3 miles (mile time 7:40). afterwards i jogged towards my house and I said hi to this old guy running towards the school, it later hit me…THAT IT WAS MR. COZINE (old white history teacher).
I soon turned around and called his nam, but he soon was being a jerk to me and was like, ‘whoa you still exist!!’ but it’s fine, he was a cool teacher and always had awesome dental mints to give away.
Buddha
But seriously, yall. Bhuddizle’s got some gnarly pointers on life, wonder how he got so popular and ‘big’. Wish i was capable of attaining nirvana (RIP KURT <3). But big guys need luff too!
(he doesn’t seem to happy, telling his brother to ‘hold him back’ cause he’s about to do a ‘yoga flame’ (dhalsim usage) on somebody for stepping in his zen garden)
Starts off like this, my momma was all *sad face* and thought my little bro was being idle.
So I went inside our room and was putting up a facade and being ‘hard’. I told him to do something productive (lolz he was actually folding away his laundry) and he tells me to put away my clothes, I responded with a “hell nah!” and was *angry face*. He left the room and i felt like being a little dick, so i got his G1 and i throw it at the wall, and it goes *break*. Well this resulted in an uncessary altercation which was a volley of curses from both parties. Ghey cause we both went outside and i was about to ‘fight’ him, and truth be told, i was skayrd cause he’s bigger and stronger (i got the girly genes).
He then says “i’m better than you! i don’t need to resort to violence!” and i respond with a “pussssay!”.
[me pussy/bro doggie]
I was so confused at this point, didn’t know what to think; I needed to self-reflect!
So essentially, I came to realize that I was being a ghey hypocrite, and that I needed to start making statements with full convictions rather than saying them like a douchy hypocritical white dad who tells you to stop watching Cartoon Network, but when you spy on him in the early morning hours, he’s watching powrn on teh Tivo!
(googled ‘dad watching nastys’ and got this, lol)
I later went to work, and did some contemplating, and i figured out what i was going to do as an apologetic gesture. I bought some groceries (all crap I liked, such as Pepsi One and Ore-Ida Zesties) for mommies and i said i was going to buy a new phone for my bro (i’m not sure if i meant it).
NO HARD FEELINGS?
-Rly Buff Guy
So yeah, if I go too far and offend you, oh well, I was simply seeing ‘how far I can go’.
The Rly Buff Guy makes a good point. Test the waters. See if its possible to do your homework in crayon for the rest of the school year or by telling your parents to fuck off, especially if they are ethnic (because ethnic parents beat the shit out of their kids as compared to the whites peeples).
HOW FAR CAN YOU GO?
Kind of wish I had a ‘no emotion’ button
Don’t yall feel the same way sometimes?
Hate how something doesn’t go a certain way and you get all ‘bummed’ about it and you want to eat Nerds the rest of the day.
Hate how people don’t respond. I GUESS I WONT RESPOND…!
Hate how i got charged ‘$6.66’ twice for panna espress (sign, prolly going to ‘the hell’)
<3 how Children swear at their mother’s in ‘The Gap’.
Sometimes having feelings sucks, wish i could just feel apathetic whenever I’m in a ghey situation. Maybe if i had less brain cells and were more similar to a yeti (they like to have the sex and eat all day) i wouldn’t have to stress over feeling sad.
FUCK YOU EMOTIONS.
See, I think tyron agrees with me. If he got to play basketball today, he wouldn’t be sad playing WoW.
But let’s put a little emphasis on today!
So I totally went to work this morning and everything was 40% off. I told this chinese guy about the discounts and he was so happy he told my boss I was a bad associate, so my boss yelled at me. But later he came back inside the store and gave everybody duck keychains that said ‘aflack’!
Bought some shit for mom, i just gave it to her today lol. Maybe should have made it suspenseful and gave it to her tomm, but who cares.
RMR KIDS DON”T ACCEPT CANDY FROM STRANGERS BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE LACED WITH LSD(the beat alls) AND YOU’LL DIE.
Swine Flu! ahhhh!
And guess who knew all along?
The Jonas Brothers.
Isn’t it a little ‘fishy’ as to how they sang about the year 3000 and how we would be living under water? I mean, where couldn’t swine flu be able to kill us? WATER.
and that one song about ‘burnin’ up’. GUESS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BURN UP. YOU HAVE THE FLU.
So because of how the Jonas bros try subliminally forewarn us of the coming dangers (fluage), I commend them and encourage all to listen to them.
I’ll admit though, their music does sound like a dyke taking a shit, but we gotta show these guys suh’ luh!
They are pretty much like Jesus, and how he’s full of metaphors regarding ‘life’ and ‘what not wear’ (Jesus was probably hella fitted).
Peace. Don’t sleep to late or you’ll catch Alzheimers
The other is as though everything is a miracle. ” -
—Albert Einstein
(notice how he sticks his tongue out…i wonder why…probably for ‘scientific reasons’)
But errbody knows how cool Einstein is! He was friends with the guy who discovered electricity and exploitation of Chinese laborors (drink milkshykz bro).
Regardless, this quote makes a lot of sense just like all the other scientific ‘facts’ he’s discovered and how it relates to my day!
Prior to today, my life has been pointless, but today, no longer shall it continue this trend. hate u pessimists.
Essentially my time here at Chabot has been relatively easy (meaning I would do homework..well never), started to feel like ‘life was probably going to be this easy 4ever’ but Brian introduced me to the website, assist.org.
Basically this site explains what courses are necessary for transferring and would assure you into a really kewl skool (asher roth explains in a very informative song the constructs of college in ‘i love college’. Highly recommend kids going into college to check it out, learned a lot of stuff).
So I skimmed through the requirements needed for Environmental Science for most UC’s and I’ve realized I put myself in a tough situation. I’m going to have to somehow include two Bio, Chem, Physics, and Calc courses into my schedule, however this is not an excuse for quitting!
I plan on meeting these requisites, because if i don’t, i’ll just stay home and watch VH1 for the next 10 years.
BAY LIFE. miss my super nintendo. miss u
and i totally ran 2 miles today. feel like shit, but good shit
Education, yall!
Couldn’t really think of anything to blog about today, not even how awesome Whitney’s dad’s (Big Rus, don’t fuck with this crazy ass nigga, he’ll cuuuuut you!) Swedish Meatballs are!
But an interesting topic; Education.
Was watching some Fox news and there was a story on how California may cut the school week from five days to four days. That really sucks, knowing that education is totally cool and should be shoved down children’s throats. This will result in a lot of turmoil like..
- Moar kids getting drugged up because no teachers will be there to tell them they are bad.
- Drugged up bad kids will start playing WoW and get disruptive on the servers.
- People will stop playing WoW because it will be brimming with drugged up 9th graders.
- Results in People not subscribing to WoW.
- Ultimately further crippling the U.S economy down to China’s collosal corporate cock (lol 4 c’s and oxymoron usage)
So really now, we can not allow the California to continue fucking us over. We should all start an organization and endow our Friday’s to assist today’s Latino youth(Stand and Deliver usage)
I still seem capable of ‘fucking up’
Hmm, things seemed to turn for the worst today. Thought a silly comment would be the least of anyones worries, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. Unfortunately, today, it was due to my lack of concern for others, I’d say. It is because I tend to be oblivious towards other people’s feelings with some of the things I’ve said and done. All I can really say is that i’m ‘learning’ from my mistakes, ultimately I hope I’m better able to refrain from saying unnecessary things.
Kind of sucks how things just turn out.That’s life.
On a brighter note talked with a close friend of mine (phone usage) during my aunt’s 20343 anniversary party! Glad I talked to you =).
Also still workin’ on that fitness homies! Cycled to the grocery store and bought some apples. Right after purchasing them I totally dropped them (bag rippage) and now i have several bruised apples in my fridge! But I continue to be thankful for all the crap i still have, like this empty DVD case of ‘The Departed’ by my side. Awesome movie.
Also yall be alert at all times. Never know when the piggy flu will be comin’ round the corner for ya. DRINK YOUR LIQUIDS, DON’T DO DRUGS, ALWAYS LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.
Peace yall.
