The Age of Understanding

Swine Flu! ahhhh!

And guess who knew all along?

The Jonas Brothers.

Isn’t it a little ‘fishy’ as to how they sang about the year 3000 and how we would be living under water? I mean, where couldn’t swine flu be able to kill us? WATER.

and that one song about ‘burnin’ up’. GUESS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BURN UP. YOU HAVE THE FLU.

So because of how the Jonas bros try subliminally forewarn us of the coming dangers (fluage), I commend them and encourage all to listen to them.

I’ll admit though, their music does sound like a dyke taking a shit, but we gotta show these guys suh’ luh!

They are pretty much like Jesus, and how he’s full of metaphors regarding ‘life’ and ‘what not wear’ (Jesus was probably hella fitted).

Peace. Don’t sleep to late or you’ll catch Alzheimers