The Age of Understanding

Buddha

But seriously, yall. Bhuddizle’s got some gnarly pointers on life, wonder how he got so popular and ‘big’. Wish i was capable of attaining nirvana (RIP KURT <3). But big guys need luff too!

(he doesn’t seem to happy, telling his brother to ‘hold him back’ cause he’s about to do a ‘yoga flame’ (dhalsim usage) on somebody for stepping in his zen garden)

Starts off like this, my momma was all *sad face* and thought my little bro was being idle.

So I went inside our room and was putting up a facade and being ‘hard’. I told him to do something productive (lolz he was actually folding away his laundry) and he tells me to put away my clothes, I responded with a “hell nah!” and was *angry face*. He left the room and i felt like being a little dick, so i got his G1 and i throw it at the wall, and it goes *break*. Well this resulted in an uncessary altercation which was a volley of curses from both parties. Ghey cause we both went outside and i was about to ‘fight’ him, and truth be told, i was skayrd cause he’s bigger and stronger (i got the girly genes).

He then says “i’m better than you! i don’t need to resort to violence!” and i respond with a “pussssay!”.

[me pussy/bro doggie]

I was so confused at this point, didn’t know what to think; I needed to self-reflect!

So essentially, I came to realize that I was being a ghey hypocrite, and that I needed to start making statements with full convictions rather than saying them like a douchy hypocritical white dad who tells you to stop watching Cartoon Network, but when you spy on him in the early morning hours, he’s watching powrn on teh Tivo!

(googled ‘dad watching nastys’ and got this, lol)

I later went to work, and did some contemplating, and i figured out what i was going to do as an apologetic gesture. I bought some groceries (all crap I liked, such as Pepsi One and Ore-Ida Zesties) for mommies and i said i was going to buy a new phone for my bro (i’m not sure if i meant it).

NO HARD FEELINGS?