The Age of Understanding

If i were attached to somebody…

Some times i feel like I need to be around certain, kewl people in order to continue on living. Like people really are ‘social ammimals’ who need <3 and other emotional factors. I might just go out and buy a terminator (SALE?????)

(like how he’s got a hole in his face, like he ‘demands respect’ from his pet cat or something…i’ll name him craig)

But yeah, I’d totally be attached to this lil feller. If i were attached to him and walked inside the local Wal-Mart to pick up a double pack of undies (not sure if he likes ‘boxer briefs or boxers’) everyone would be filled with complete envy and a need to be friends with us, WE’LL BE POPULAR. He can also probably turn into cool appliances too, like a ‘mini oven’. Not to sure about that, might get shocked (he’s like metallic).

But is that really what I need from ‘craig’?

I’ve observed ‘craig’ in terminator 2 and noticed he was the ‘silent contemplative’ type, so probably he would make a good listener and i could tell him all my problems and plans to erradicate all  PETA members (THEY’RE SO WEIRD.D….DDD). A man of few words as well, prolly ask kewl questions like ‘where is *insert name*’ or compliment me and say stuff like, ‘say..that’s a nice bike..’

ah man, just blogging about my future best friend gets me all ‘giddy’ and feeling ‘emotions’.

Remember people, always make sure you tie your shoes before leaving your house, you never know when you’ll have to invest in stocks, or something CRAZY like that.